A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 hundred in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
  
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

부인이 바라는 선물이 머였다는겨 당추ㅔ?